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John Serba is a film critic, unapologetic dad thrasher and writer of words. He's based in grand rapids, mi, but his mind occupies various pop cultural niches.
From the so-bad-you-kinda-have-to-see-it file: 'Serenity'
The film pits Matthew McConaughey against the giant tuna in his head. I’m not joking.
'Bird Box': In a word, birdbrained
Sandra Bullock digs in, but in this horror-thriller, the flighty premise rules all.
'Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse': Turning the comic book movie on its head
This wild ‘toon is a colorful and entertaining antidote to the same old Spider-shtick.
'Suspiria': The art of gore
Luca Guadagnino’s reimagining of the horror classic is a confounding mess. It’s also kind of great.
'Venom': So many teeth, so little bite
The “Spider-Man” villain gets his own movie. Too bad it’s a disjointed mess.