5:30 Morning Farm Report
Al Gore explains how he grew up tobacco farming “with my own hands, all my life, I’ve put it in the plant beds and transferred it. I’ve hoed it. I’ve suckered it. I’ve sprayed it.”
7:00 Gore Morning America
Former EPA chief Carol Browner on how environmental poisons seeping through the aquifer in Palm Beach Country, Florida, caused voters to misread their butterly ballots; political roundtable with Alec Baldwin, Rob Reiner, Sean Penn and Susan Sarandon; Red Hot Chili Peppers perform “Californication,” as Tipper apologizes to them for criticizing dirty lyrics.
9:00 Live with Al and Tipper
“Win a Dream Date with Noam Chomsky.” Also, Wild Wild Travel Trivia Question: Where were the funerals of foreign leaders Al Gore attended as Vice President?
10:00 The Re-View
Hosts Karenna Gore Schiff, Donna Brazile, Naomi Wolf and Susan Sontag welcome guest Jeffrey Toobin to discuss “Too Close to Call,” his book on the mammoth injustice done to Al Gore in 2000.
11:00 You’ve Got Alpha Mail
Al pumps iron with trainer Jake Steinfeld while explaining that he really never said he invented the Internet.
12:00 Eyewitness News with Al Franken
1:00 The Middle-Aged and the RestlessSoap Opera
2:00 The Dull and the DutifulSoap Opera
3:00 Judge Ruthy
Ruth Bader Ginsburg hears domestic-violence cases and Bush v. Gore
4:00 Dr. Phil
How to get over a difficult defeat.
5:00 Live at Five with Eric Alterman
6:30 Evening News with Sidney Blumenthal
7:00 Money Matters with Paul Krugman
Today: How the Bush Administration Lied
Tomorrow: How the Bush Administration Lied
Friday: How the Bush Administration Lied
8:00 CSI: Supreme Court
The sleuths uncover a vast conspiracy inside the hallowed halls of America’s highest court. Special guest star: Michael Moore.
9:00 Law and Order: Special Political Victims Unit
The detectives arrest the conservative members of the Supreme Court. Justice Breyer: Ashton Kutcher.
10:00 Survivor: Palm Beach County
The Red Tribe uses underhanded tactics to defeat the Blue Tribe.
11:00 Late News with Molly Ivins
11:30 Al Franken Tonite
Al welcomes guests Janeane Garofalo, Bill Maher and musical group Radiohead, who will sing songs from their new album “Hail to the Thief” after Tipper apologizes to them for criticizing dirty lyrics.