Impossible to Avoid: Larry the Cable Guy

Feel like channeling your inner redneck? Somewhere beyond the walls of Manhattan, the Blue Collar Comedy Tour is a hit. We’re sure Larry, who infiltrates the talk show circuit this week, will have plenty of thoughtful insights on his new movie, “Delta Farce,” about a group of soldiers who think they’re off to Iraq, but accidentally invade Mexico; comedy ensues. You can catch the funny man on Leno on Tuesday, Regis on Thursday and Craig Ferguson on Friday.

For the rest of you, there are plenty of “Housewives” trying to trump up some ratings for their season finale: Marcia Cross stops by Ellen on Friday, and co-star James Denton visits the ladies of “The View” on Monday. Felicity Huffman sweeps by Regis on Tuesday and “The View” on Friday.

Check out who’s where on talk shows for the week…

Talk show listings (by guest):

KHANDI ALEXANDER — Tavis Smiley, MON, 1:00 P.M., CH. 13 51945

JUDD APATOW — Tavis Smiley, TUES., 12:30 a.m., Ch. 13 92170 and Tavis Smiley, WED., 1:00 P.M., CH. 13 73557

PATRICIA ARQUETTE — Rachael Ray, WED., 10:00 A.M., CH. 7 60286

JANE BAINTER — Tyra Banks, TUES., noon, CH. 9 62682

ANTONIO BANDERAS — Tonight Show With Jay Leno, WED., 11:35 P.M., CH. 4 6138248

BRADY BARR — Tonight Show With Jay Leno, MON, 11:35 P.M., CH. 4 6194804

SLOAN BELLA — Montel Williams, TUES., 11:00 A.M., CH. 9 35514

JIM BELUSHI — Jimmy Kimmel Live, MON, 12:05 A.M., CH. 7 3094953

TRACI BINGHAM — Tyra Banks, MON, noon , CH. 9 24200

ZACH BRAFF — Regis and Kelly, MON, 9:00 A.M., CH. 7 59571

KENNETH BROWN — Tyra Banks, WED., noon, CH. 9 31712

PAT BROWN — Montel Williams, FRI, 11:00 A.M., CH. 9 13904

SYLVIA BROWNE — Montel Williams, WED. 11:00 A.M., CH. 9 24660

MICHAEL BUBLE — Regis and Kelly, THURS., 9:00 A.M., CH. 7 11923

LARRY THE CABLE GUY — Tonight Show With Jay Leno, TUES., 11:35 p.m., Ch. 4 6161576 and Regis and Kelly, THURS., 9:00 a.m., Ch. 7 11923 and Craig Ferguson, FRI, 12:35 A.M., CH. 2 2164928

RACHELLE CARSON — Tyra Banks, WED., 12:00 noon, CH. 9 31712

KELLY CLARKSON — Late Show With David Letterman, TUES., 11:35 p.m., Ch. 2 6176408 and Regis and Kelly, WED., 9:00 A.M., CH. 7 53731

STEPHEN COLLINS — Tavis Smiley, THURS., midnight, Ch. 13 40695 and Tavis Smiley, FRI, 1:00 P.M., CH. 13 16607

GARRY CORGIAT — Tyra Banks, THURS., 5:00 P.M., CH. 9 6923

MARCIA CROSS — Ellen DeGeneres, FRI, 4:00 P.M., CH. 4 8343

CODY DEWITT — Montel Williams, MON, 11:00 A.M., CH. 9 64804

GABRIELLE DEWITT — Montel Williams, MON, 11:00 A.M., CH. 9 64804

PAULA DEEN — Rachael Ray, FRI, 10:00 A.M., CH. 7 55966

JAMES DENTON — The View, MON, 11:00 A.M., CH. 7 26620

CAMERON DIAZ — Tonight Show With Jay Leno, THURS., 11:35 P.M., CH. 4 6025720

COLBY DONALDSON — Rachael Ray, FRI, 10:00 A.M., CH. 7 55966

TOM DREESEN — Late Show With David Letterman, WED., 11:35 P.M., CH. 2 6136880

PETER EISNER — Tavis Smiley, FRI, midnight, CH. 13 72265

CARMEN ELECTRA — Ellen DeGeneres, TUES., 4:00 P.M., CH. 4 3525

THE CAT EMPIRE — Tonight Show With Jay Leno, MON, 11:35 P.M., CH. 4 6194804

NORA EPHRON — The View, MON, 11:00 A.M., CH. 7 26620

BRIGHT EYES — Craig Ferguson, TUES., 12:35 A.M., CH. 2 2226712

FEIST — Tonight Show With Jay Leno, TUES., 11:35 P.M., CH. 4 6161576

CRAIG FERGUSON — Rachael Ray, THURS., 10:00 A.M., CH. 7 17584

NATHAN FILLION — Craig Ferguson, THURS., 12:35 A.M., CH. 2 2197256

DANIELLE FISHEL — Tyra Banks, THURS., noon, CH. 9 93942

JANE FONDA — Late Show With David Letterman, TUES., 11:35 p.m., Ch. 2 6176408 and Regis and Kelly, WED., 9:00 A.M., CH. 7 53731

MATTHEW FOX — Tonight Show With Jay Leno, TUES., 11:35 P.M., CH. 4 6161576

JOE FRANCIS — Tyra Banks, THURS., 5:00 P.M., CH. 9 6923

THE FRATELLIS — Craig Ferguson, WED., 12:35 A.M., CH. 2 2120584

NELLY FURTADO — Tonight Show With Jay Leno, THURS., 11:35 P.M., CH. 4 6025720

LEEZA GIBBONS — Jimmy Kimmel Live, MON, 12:05 A.M., CH. 7 3094953

CHARLES GRODIN — Late Show With David Letterman, FRI, 11:35 P.M., CH. 2 6007324

JACK HANNA — Late Show With David Letterman, THURS., 11:35 P.M., CH. 2 6030652

BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD — Ellen DeGeneres, FRI, 4:00 P.M., CH. 4 8343

FELICITY HUFFMAN — Regis and Kelly, TUES., 9:00 a.m., Ch. 7 80663 and The View, FRI, 11:00 A.M., CH. 7 68430

HILDA HUTCHERSON — Montel Williams, TUES., 11:00 A.M., CH. 9 35514

CARRIE ANN INABA — Craig Ferguson, WED., 12:35 A.M., CH. 2 2120584

JAKE JOHANNSEN — Late Show With David Letterman, FRI, 11:35 P.M., CH. 2 6007324

MARJORIE JOHNSON — Tonight Show With Jay Leno, WED., 11:35 P.M., CH. 4 6138248

FRANCESCA KARLE — Montel Williams, MON, 11:00 A.M., CH. 9 64804

TINA KNOWLES — Tyra Banks, FRI, 12:00 noon, CH. 9 57362

THE KOOKS — Late Show With David Letterman, WED., 11:35 P.M., CH. 2 6136880

PETER KRAUSE — Martha, MON, 10:00 A.M., CH. 4 22264

MIRANDA LAMBERT — Craig Ferguson, FRI, 12:35 A.M., CH. 2 2164928

JASON LEE — Ellen DeGeneres, TUES., 4:00 P.M., CH. 4 3525

LINDSAY LOHAN — Late Show With David Letterman, WED., 11:35 p.m., Ch. 2 6136880 and Martha, FRI, 10:00 A.M., CH. 4 22614

DARLENE LOVE — Late Show With David Letterman, MON, 11:35 P.M., CH. 2 6109736

HOWIE MANDEL — Martha, THURS., 10:00 A.M., CH. 4 75584

GARRY MARSHALL — Martha, THURS., 10:00 A.M., CH. 4 75584

ROBIN MCGRAW — Rachael Ray, MON, 10:00 A.M., CH. 7 46484

PHIL MCGRAW — Late Show With David Letterman, THURS., 11:35 P.M., CH. 2 6030652

ELSIE MCLEAN — Ellen DeGeneres, TUES., 4:00 P.M., CH. 4 3525

MANDY MOORE — Rachael Ray, TUES., 10:00 A.M., CH. 7 86224

CRAIG MORGAN — Craig Ferguson, THURS., 12:35 A.M., CH. 2 2197256

MIKE MYERS — Tonight Show With Jay Leno, MON, 11:35 P.M., CH. 4 6194804

DAVID MYERS — Tyra Banks, WED., noon, CH. 9 31712

NE-YO — Tavis Smiley, MON, midnight, Ch. 13 88243 and Craig Ferguson, MON, 12:35 a.m., Ch. 2 2259040 and Tavis Smiley, TUES., 1:00 P.M., CH. 13 19137

SARI NUSSEIBEH — Tavis Smiley, MON, 1:00 P.M., CH. 13 51945

DEAN OBEIDALLAH — The View, FRI, 11:00 A.M., CH. 7 68430

HAYDEN PANETTIERE — The View, TUES., 11:00 a.m., Ch. 7 42048 and Martha, WED., 10:00 A.M., CH. 4 22002

REGIS PHILBIN — Late Show With David Letterman, MON, 11:35 P.M., CH. 2 6109736

JOY PHILBIN — Regis and Kelly, TUES., 9:00 A.M., CH. 7 80663

JAMES PICKENS JR. — The View, THURS., 11:00 A.M., CH. 7 97720

PINK — Jimmy Kimmel Live, MON, 12:05 A.M., CH. 7 3094953

FREDDIE PRINZE JR. — Regis and Kelly, THURS., 9:00 A.M., CH. 7 11923

PUMKIN — Tyra Banks, TUES., noon, CH. 9 62682

LEAH REMINI — Tyra Banks, THURS., noon, CH. 9 93942

ERICA ROSE — Tyra Banks, TUES., noon, CH. 9 62682

GENA ROWLANDS — The View, WED., 11:00 A.M., CH. 7 40422

TOM RUPRECHT — Late Show With David Letterman, TUES., 11:35 P.M., CH. 2 6176408

GEOFFREY RUSH — The View, THURS., 11:00 A.M., CH. 7 97720

KERI RUSSELL — Martha, TUES., 10:00 A.M., CH. 4 44224

JEN SCHEFFT — Montel Williams, TUES., 11:00 A.M., CH. 9 35514

GWEN SHAMBLIN — Tyra Banks, WED., 5:00 P.M., CH. 9 3489

GARRY SHANDLING — Craig Ferguson, TUES., 12:35 A.M., CH. 2 2226712

BROOKE SHIELDS — The View, WED., 11:00 A.M., CH. 7 40422

TINA SLOAN — Montel Williams, TUES., 11:00 A.M., CH. 9 35514

CARRIE SPEISER — Montel Williams, MON, 11:00 A.M., CH. 9 64804

JACQUI STAFFORD — Tyra Banks, WED., noon, CH. 9 31712

ALISON STEWART — The View, THURS., 11:00 A.M., CH. 7 97720

ROBIN THICKE — The View, TUES., 11:00 A.M., CH. 7 42048

CARROT TOP — Craig Ferguson, THURS., 12:35 A.M., CH. 2 2197256

KATE WALSH — Ellen DeGeneres, WED., 4:00 P.M., CH. 4 9847

PATRICIA WELLS — Martha, MON, 10:00 A.M., CH. 4 22264

STEVEN WRIGHT — Craig Ferguson, WED., 12:35 A.M., CH. 2 2120584

AMIE ZYLA — Montel Williams, MON, 11:00 A.M., CH. 9 64804