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PARIS-ITES’ LAME SHOW

A “Free Paris” rally to protest Paris Hilton’s upcoming 45-day jail stint drew only a pathetic handful of the heirhead’s fans to downtown Manhattan yesterday.

The star attraction at the embarrassing rally was Paris impersonator Natalie Reid, 21, who makes a living acting just like her favorite heiress, blond extensions and all.

“Paris is untouchable. She’s like America’s princess but a little scandalous,” Reid said. “She could be in danger in jail, the women could do scary things to her. And I think a lot of people will be out of jobs if she’s in jail.”

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