Behold, the healing power of Jamaica….and I’m not even talking about the weed. In the late 19th century, Montego Bay doubled as a kind of natural hospital after some hippie sawbones named Alexander James McCatty came to town — between the curative, crystalline waters and enveloping sunlight, your TB didn’t stand a chance. Or if it did, you died happy.
Doctor’s Cave Beach has been admitting patients ever since. Why, you’re looking a bit pale yourself. Better call you an ambulance. We recommend Hotel Riu Montego Bay for $99 per person when you book by Monday the 13th, for stays August 23 through October 29.
Healthcare, schmealthcare!
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