Good news for criminals in Utah — they can practice their profession while honoring their state.
The Beehive State has become the first in the nation to designate an official firearm.
The Browning M1911, designed by a Utah native, joins the allosaurus (the state’s favorite fossil), cherry (fruit) and seagull (bird) as official symbols.
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This road comes to an undead end.
Pranksters hacked into an electronic road sign in Fort Mill, SC, and posted the ominous warning: “Zombies Ahead.”
At last word, there have been no sightings.
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Think the Legislature in Albany is an embarrassment?
It has nothing on the French Parliament.
A televised hearing called to discuss Japan’s nuclear crisis erupted in chaos when a member stormed into the room to demand that a double parker boxing him in move his vehicle tout suite.
“This is unworthy, fumed committee chairman Claude Birraux.
“With Japanese people risking their lives today, don’t come here and be a pain in the neck with your story about badly parked cars,” he raged, then suspended the hearing.
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Borat would be proud.
Traffic police in a southern Kazakhstan city say the latest craze among randy young drivers is replacing their license plates with signs proclaiming, “I Love Sex.”
One 19-year-old driver was fined a stiff $1,000.