Viagra might be the cure for your limp stems and flowers.
TV green thumb David Domoney said just a milligram of Pfizer’s little blue pill can do wonders for any vase of cut flowers.
“Drop in a standard Viagra tablet . . . It stiffens up your blooms a treat,” the popular British TV personality and garden expert wrote on his Web site.
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Bad kitty!
Firefighters in New Castle, Pa., rushed to a home after smoke was reported coming from a socket.
But the alarming scene was sparked by the family’s cat, which had urinated on an electrical cord.
No one — including the cat — was hurt.
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This is how the cookie crumbled for an alleged Girl Scout thief.
Troop leader Stephanie Morris, 23, called St. Joseph, Mo., cops to report a burglary that she said cost her $900 in stolen dough.
But once investigators started digging, they found Morris allegedly helped herself to $3,522 in Girl Scout cookie funds.
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It’s a Christmas miracle, one month late. Curly the goat is home safe.
Curly broke loose from a church Nativity scene in Fergus Falls, Minn., and was on the lam for weeks before he wandered onto a farm six miles away.
The 4-year-old goat had lost some weight but was otherwise in good shape despite an arduous trip that took him over a river and interstate highway.
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It’s a Lone Star first — Friday nights dedicated to science and not football.
The Premont (Texas) Independent School District canceled all sports for the upcoming spring and fall terms to save $50,000, so it could boost academic programs and open science labs.
It won’t be a huge loss to the Texas football world. The Premont HS Cowboys went 1-9 this past fall and were shut out in their last six games.