Sports

Hondo fishing for Marlin

Nova, the falling star, had his usual nothing last night, which proved costly to the Yankees, whose loss in Chicago sent Hondo’s burgeoning deficit skyrocketing to a chunky 2,240 reniffs.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch expects the Marlins to show Skaggs who’s boss in Arizona – 10 units. Also, he will look for some yuks with Laffey in Detroit – 10 units.

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Roger Clemens was introduced yesterday as the newest member of the minor league Sugar Land Skeeters. If the 50-year-old Rocket, who’s scheduled to pitch Saturday, is going to be competitive with the youngsters, chances are he’s going to have to load up big time on the B12. . .Now that Augusta National is letting women join the club, isn’t it about time it opens its doors to struggling baseball handicappers?. . .And now for the swimming score: Jellyfish 4, Diana Nyad 0.

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