Let this be a lesson to us all: Don’t ask the porn star you used to date to play matchmaker.
Michael Del Zotto had to be the courier for this universal message, and legendary porn star Lisa Ann had to be the (G-rated) teacher.
The adult films star, recently making headlines for possibly scoring with another athlete, turned her rage — and 749,000 followers — toward Del Zotto, a former Ranger. The current Flyer apparently has been bombarding Ann with requests to play Cupid and set him up with women.
And in her own way, she does exactly that: “@MichaelDelZotto is looking for dates, lots of them!” she tweets at one point in her epic rant. But we’re not sure how many women will still be interested after Ann’s delightful Twitter-sode:
https://twitter.com/thereallisaann/status/528915424214544384
https://twitter.com/thereallisaann/status/528915632419790849
https://twitter.com/thereallisaann/status/528915949047791617
The Rangers, who shipped Del Zotto off to the Predators last season, may squabble with the “STUD” label, but we digress:
https://twitter.com/thereallisaann/status/528916080270790656
https://twitter.com/thereallisaann/status/528916254179221504
https://twitter.com/thereallisaann/status/528916419107618817
https://twitter.com/thereallisaann/status/528918759625723904
https://twitter.com/thereallisaann/status/528928984357425154
https://twitter.com/thereallisaann/status/528930307198947328
https://twitter.com/thereallisaann/status/528930740348932097
https://twitter.com/thereallisaann/status/528930924277551107
https://twitter.com/thereallisaann/status/528931121380491265
https://twitter.com/thereallisaann/status/528931609744273410
There you have it. Guys, stop pestering Lisa Ann for dates.
UPDATE: A second adult star has confirmed Ann’s story.