Denver Broncos linebacker Von Miller biggest problem on “Dancing With the Stars” isn’t his cha-cha, it’s his farting.
Miller’s pro partner Witney Carson has begun fining him $100 for each instance of flatulence during their rehearsals for the ABC reality show.
Carson first instituted the fines for Miller’s tardiness, asking him to cough up $100 for every minute he was late to rehearsal — collecting $1,500, which she is donating to charity, according to TV Guide.
“I asked him what happens in the NFL when you’re late, and he told me,” she told the magazine. “So I said, ‘Well, that’s exactly what I’m going to do.'”
Now the 22-year-old pro has extended the practice to the Super Bowl MVP’s frequent farting, as seen in Monday’s episode.
Miller — who is expected to sign a lucrative new contract — can probably afford to keep passing as much gas as he wants.