New Yorkers, including Alec Baldwin, compete for da best local accent

The city that never sleeps has been silenced by the coronavirus epidemic.

But inside their homes, as a recent viral competition has made clear: New Yorkers and their accents lie in wait, eager to once again fill the void with dropped Rs and a tough attitude.

Filmmaker Nicolas Heller usually spends his days roving the boroughs in search of characters to profile on his Instagram feed, @NewYorkNico. So when the pandemic forced him to shelter in his Bed-Stuy apartment, the 31-year-old began brainstorming how to maintain his search from quarantine.

The Union Square native had the idea to host an online competition. First, he held a general put out a call for the best New York accent.

“I figured it would help lift spirits, and keep that New York pride alive,” Heller tells The Post.

Submissions were initially limited, so Heller got his friend, A$AP Twelvyy.

The contest was just beginning to go viral when actor Alec Baldwin submitted an entry, performing a monologue from “Julius Caesar,” in which he recited the Elizabethan English script in an impeccable Long Island elocution.

It was a game changer.

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“His daughter put him on,” Heller says. “It started as this underground thing to pass the time, but once that happened, it started becoming this mainstream thing.”

Other A-listers soon followed.

“Debi Mazar and Chazz Palminteri.

“We got the toughest people, and we will get through this. I love this city,” says Palminteri in his submission. “And we will be back.”

Alan Menken also threw their voices into the ring.

“New York, do not be afraid. First of all, they’re gonna make a movie, ‘Pandemic 2020,’ ” says comedian Chris Distefano in his submission. “And it’s gonna be directed by a New Yorker, Martin Scorsese’s gonna direct it, Joe Pesci’s gonna play Dr. Fauci, Alec Baldwin’s gonna play Trump, and you know who’s gonna play the coronavirus? Pedro Martinez.”

Heller says, along the way, the contest fostered a morale boost at a time of dull dread.

“We’re New Yorkers, so, of course, it ended up getting pretty competitive,” he says.

In the end, he put it to his followers to pick a winner: “Williamsburg’s oldest bad boy,” a local character and profoundly Brooklyn Italian individual nicknamed, Charlie da Wolf.

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Meanwhile, Heller, Best of Boro” titles. Prizes were gift cards and merchandise from brands that support Heller — and, of course, what any decent New Yorker thrives on, respect.

As for how he picked his favorite submissions, “I wasn’t judging based on how thick someone’s accent was, I was just judging how it made me feel,” says Heller. “It’s very subjective. There’s no such thing as the best New York accent.”

While being inundated with recordings of New York accents was exhausting, it also felt comforting in a time of so much eerie quiet on the borough streets.

“The chaos of the city soothes me. That accent is therapeutic to me, it makes me calm,” says Heller. “Especially in these times, when I’m not going to the store every day and talking to my usual suspects, it’s nice to be reminded there are still New Yorkers out there, and we’re gonna get through this.”

Competitors felt similarly, with the second place contestant penning a poem in appreciation.

“It helped us come together, it helped us rejoice, and this serves as proof that there’s power in voice,” recites contest silver medalist and actor Rob Agri. “I’m so proud that we’re all a rare breed and that we all come together when our city’s in need. We walk the walk and we sure talk the talk, and that was my love letter to the city of New York.”