“Hey Stitch. Now that the Yankees have eased up on the facial hair ban, does this open the door for Zach Galifianakis to make his MLB debut?”
— Joe from Brooklyn
After the past two games, Zach could do no worse.
Hey, I hear Jelly Roll can hit. Just not sure how he would look running the bases in pinstripes.
Galifianakis and Jelly Roll will not be playing the part of 007 in the next James Bond movie.