Stitches recaps Blue Jays’ epic ALCS Game 7 win

“How can they possibly have ‘NO KINGS DAY’ on the same weekend that Shohei Ohtani ruled the baseball world with his three-homer, six-inning shutout? Any thoughts, Prince of Prognostications?” — Jeff, Mount Vernon

Obviously, people here in the U.S. were very upset about King Charles stripping Prince Andrew of his title.

As for Ohtani, we haven’t witnessed a performance that good since Meghan Markle and Prince Harry complained to Oprah Winfrey.

Maybe King Shohei can kick field goals and extra points for the Giants in the offseason … and thanks for the new nickname, Jeff.

Sea’ ya.

Did the Mariners win Game 7 and advance to their first World Series?

Can Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker do a Cam Skattebo backflip? Looked good early.

Julio Rodríguez and Cal Raleigh homered, and Seattle led, 3-1.

But George Springer’s three-run dinger off Eduard “Bozo” Bazardo put Seattle to sleep. Final: 4-3.

Terrible turn of events has us at -799 davekingmans.

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