Cue the collective groan; Mercury retrograde is back with the hijinks, the low blows, mishaps, regrettable texts, and resurrected exes.
But wait — you implore with a tone of exasperation and a head full of snarls, didn’t we just go through a Mercury retrograde a few weeks ago?
In short, yes.
As the fastest-moving planet in our solar system, Mercury goes retrograde three to four times a year. When you factor in the shadow period of the retrograde—and as a recovering goth kid, I always consider the shadow—we spend up to six months a year at the mercy of Mercury’s slow-down showdown.
Mercury for the Romans or Hermes for the Greeks was the messenger of the gods whose communicative route spanned from the ambrosia-suckling peaks of Mount Olympus to the maiden-snatching depths of the underworld.
As with heartaches, foul weather and kidney stones, this too shall pass.
Similar in scope, the influence of Mercury can serve the lower modes of gossip and slander or the better angels of poetry, karaoke, understanding and universal human communion.
Let’s take a quick look into what Mercury retrograde does in this easy guide, complete with retrograde dates!

