Prince Louis’ birth chart reveals the truth behind his wild Jubilee antics

A star is born!

Prior to Queen Elizabeth’s alleged pedophile Prince Andrew had come down with a true or merely convenient case of COVID. It all felt as stiff as wool and roughly as interesting. Then, like a blessed breath of fresh air came four-year-old Prince Louis.

On Sunday at the Jubilee Pageant Parade on the Buckingham Palace Mall, the young member of the monarchy delighted us all with footage of his erratic, un-royal and wholly relatable reactions to noise, boredom and being imprisoned against his will in a sticking it to his mom, this kid was pure charisma.

Who cares who takes the throne when we have Louis, Esquire. “Every so often, however, the line puts out a real person.” Prince Harry had that mantle and now ladies and gentlemen, Louis is that person. All hail.

In honor and appreciation for his animated outbursts and recent coronation as king of memes, we’re taking a look at the stars behind this tiny, triumphant regent.

Bull god/lion king

Born April 23, 2018 at 11:01 am in jolly old England, Louis is a fixed sign that doubles down on the IDGAF vibes. This sun/moon combo is, unsurprisingly about pride in performance, a lion with horns or a bull with a mane if you will. It tracks that Louis would treat the world’s stage as his own personal china shop, throwing cushions and fits alike.

Moon in Leo folks have spent previous incarnations as royalty or at the very least being treated as such. They naturally command attention and act out when it wanes because that is what they’ve always known. Punishment, consequence and failure are of little concern to this lot which imbues them with a cocksure confidence. Checks out.

Royale with cheese

Not for nothing folks, this sun/moon combination is shared by James Brown, Queen Elizabeth II is also a Taurus sun/Leo moon suggesting that she sees her younger, wilder self in him and is heartened that he will come of age in an era of less formality and more freedom, and with the patriarchal perks and privileges of being born a royal, rich, white dude. The astro synergy between great-grandmother and young prince indicates that for as long as she lives she will indulge him and make concessions for his cuteness. Same Liz, same.

Family ties, a cast of crabs

In terms of familial influence and astrological dynamics, polarities, meaning they sit exactly opposite one another on the zodiac wheel, both challenging and complimenting one another.

The Cancer/Capricorn polarity is about balancing domesticity and ambition through deep roots and lofty aspirations. Louis’s brother George is also present for the crab party, with his sun, Mercury, Mars and Jupiter in Cancer. Big sister Charlotte and Louis share a Taurus sun sign and a Cancer rising. Cancer rising translates to an acute sensitivity to the energy and attitudes of others, an impulse to caretake and a generally moody disposition.

While they share the stubborn similarities of being born bulls, Charlotte’s moon is in diplomatic, well mannered, people pleasing spirited carriage waving. Decorum maintained and joy quelled, what a drag.

Aries influence: fire power and star quality

Louis has drunk dancing, PDA loving Prince Harry who has retired from his life of bad behavior. 

At home across the pond?

Louis may have more in common with his earth sign level. Louis’s auntie and lightning rod for controversy Meghan Markle is a Leo sun that will be able to see herself reflected in the dramatics, deep feels and comic levity of Louis.

I can totally see this kid absconding to the US as an unruly teenager to live loud with Harry and Meghan and drink underage, date models, maybe go to film school and come out kicking with  knuckle tattoos and a scandal or two. The stars behind Louis suggest a royal with no regrets. This theory is supported by Louis having Jupiter, planet of luck and expansion, in magnetic, creation through destruction Scorpio, suggesting that Louis has intense instincts and real perseverance.

This is the mark of reinvention and we can posit that no matter what messes this kid makes he’s coming out on top and more beloved than ever, a real phoenix rising from the ashes kind of vibe. Burn it down baby, and rebuild it in your feral, fabulous image. We’ll be watching.

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Astrologer Reda Wigle researches and irreverently reports back on planetary configurations and their effect on each zodiac sign. Her horoscopes integrate history, poetry, pop culture and personal experience. She is also an accomplished writer who has profiled a variety of artists and performers, as well as extensively chronicled her experiences while traveling. Among the many intriguing topics she has tackled are cemetery etiquette, her love for dive bars, Cuban Airbnbs, a “girls guide” to strip clubs and the “weirdest” foods available abroad.