For some reason I always forget that Channing Tatum is dating his “Step Up” co-star Jenna Dewan – unfortunately, he keeps bursting my illusion-filled bubble. It’s the same fantasy world where he’s been hired to take dictation from me – shirtless … and sweaty from all the dance breaks I make him perform every 15 minutes.
Sorry, that was an unexpected tangent – see, my mind has ceased to function properly since I found out Channing and Jenna got engaged over the weekend. I know, shed a tear. We’ll get through it together.
The romantic proposed in Maui after secretly flying in their close friends to celebrate. Bold move – what if she said no? That would have been awkward.
Oh, who am I kidding, like anyone in their right mind would turn him down. Jenna knows there’s a line, three miles long, of stalkers, I mean fans, waiting to accept that ring if she says no.
I guess this is where I feign excitement for the happy couple. yay.