October 15, 2008
Britney's Shutting It Down
And you thought Britney Spears' jump from crazy to sane was impressive.It was announced today that Britney shattered the record for biggest number one jump on the Billboard Hot 100...
Miley Found Her Gerber Puree To Be Lacking
While everyone else busies themselves making gross associations between Miley Cyrus' going to town on an ice cream sundae and an act straight outta Larry Flynt's Ice Cream Porn Parlor...
Best Couple in History
Not since someone decided it would be a great idea to mix mint ice cream with chocolate chips has there been a more perfect pairing. Cleopatra & Marc Antony? Kiss...
Gimme Moore-Cox-Arquette
This photo of Courteney Cox and Demi Moore has sent Hollywood into a frenzy today. "Someone find them a project where they can play sisters!" was the battle cry going...
Isla Fisher's Babbling Baby
One of the reasons I so love the movie "Look Who's Talking" is because I oft wonder what babies are thinking when they're stuffed into papooses, dressed like little dolls...
I Did Not Know That
For those of you who think we have Spike Lee for clueing us in to the brilliance of Samuel L. Jackson, think again. The pioneer who actually first hired Sammy...
Whitney Moves to NYC, Falls Victim to Hollywood Weight Pressure
Y'all know how much I love Whitney Port. She is my fav fashionista on "The Hills," consistently gives good face and is getting her own NYC-set spin-off for my continuing...
Thoughts That Percolate Before My Morning Coffee
I'm not proud that it took me 20 minutes to realize that neither Daniel Craig nor Judi Dench had shown up to this unveiling. Yes, there are two wax figures,...
OLD HORSE TALE FULL OF SADNESS
ANOTHER case of an ailing celebrity senior citizen at the mercy of squabbling children is heading for headlines. In the '50s comedian Alan Young won an Emmy for "The Alan...
ENDQUOTE
"I WAS slightly embarrassed when I ran into Barbara Walters the other day - you see, I had read 'Audition: A Memoir' on my Kindle, and I felt I knew...
EASY WINNER
PHIL Ruffin quickly beat some other billionaires to win the second annual Forbes charity poker tournament Friday night, and donated his $200,000 winnings to the American Diabetes Assn. Ruffin -...
PLAY BALL
THE buzz at the West Street Grill in tony Litchfield, Conn., is that local resident Dick Ebersol, the uber-chief of NBC Sports & Olympics, would chuck it all to be...
LEARY'S BRAIN VS. THE AUTISTICS
DENIS Leary should brace himself for hate mail from the parents of kids diagnosed with autism. In his new book, "Why We Suck: A Feel-Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud,...
OH, BABY! LISTEN TO THIS
WOODY Johnson should turn off his cellphone, or at least delete the phone numbers of former girlfriends, before he enters a hospital delivery room. The Band-Aid heir - or more...
CANDIDATES PROMPT, PREP
AL Smith IV and other organizers of tomorrow's Al Smith Dinner - named for his great-grandfather, the former senator and first Catholic candidate for president - were faced with something...
LAST-MINUTE BLUES FOR JANET
JANET Jackson is setting her fans up for another disappointment. Insiders say Jackson, who canceled her Sept. 29 show in Montreal because she fell "suddenly ill," will also pull out...
HE'S SO VAIN
WHILE ambassadors and admirals jostled thousands of Italian-Americans Saturday night in the crowded Waldorf-Astoria for the annual Columbus Citizens Foundation Gala, pop diva Paula Abdul was asked about her fellow...
HARD TO END IT
JENNIFER Aniston , who is back to smooching John Mayer, was with him Sunday night at La Esquina, one of the crooner's frequent dining spots. Aniston and Mayer publicly ended...
FRESH CHAPTER
CONGRATS to HBO Films' honcho Colin Callender. After 20 years at HBO, 84 Emmys, 26 Golden Globes, top honors at Sundance and the Palme d'Or at Cannes, Callender made his...
KERRY CAN'T SLOW DOWN
JOHN Kerry must think he's still running for president. Although the Massachusetts senator decided not to try for the White House again this year, he excused himself from the table...