February 10, 2009
It's Alex! Miss Cabot If You're Nasty!
Yay! This is the day I've been waiting for since news originally broke that Stephanie March was returning to "Law & Order: SVU" -- she's with Marish! Yes, the former...
A Puppy/Pfeiffer Addendum
In uncute news regarding adorable things, some crazy bitch in Texas locked herself in a car with 22 dogs and refused to come out while police tried to serve her...
Demetri Martin Would Probably Draw On Your Face
New York magazine accurately describes his new show as "reminiscent of Chappelle's show, except without the racial edge -- as if Dave Chappelle were a white guy who went to...
NCIS Star: 'If LL Cool J Joins The Show, I'll Freak Out!'
PW: How did you come to take creative control over the second disc, Abby's Lab?Pauley: Well, that was the initial plan -- to make an Abby's Lab CD because she...
"Crank 2" Poster: Bolt of Brilliance
See, now this is how you advertise a Jason Statham movie! Sure, there may be people who don't feel a sequel to "Crank" is necessary, but clearly those people are...
It's Coming...
Check back on Friday for PopWrap's exclusive interview with Tahmoh Penikett!
Robert Buckley: "I Almost Forgot What A Shirt Felt Like"
PW: Which you clearly did.Robert: Yes, apparently the first guy they picked couldn't take it, so I got it! [laughs]PW: You play David. Who is he?Robert: This guy puts up...
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Jared Padalecki
And starting next week, Jared is getting his first true test as a movie star with the hotly anticipated (by me, at least) "Friday the 13th" reboot. Granted, an empty...
Mystery Camel Toe!
It was Sarah Jessica Parker!See what I'm saying about not knowing which way to turn now? If Courtney Love had debuted this look, I'd feel confident about my fuggy feelings....
Pfeiffer Psees Pyou
My obsession with Michelle Pfeiffer is well documented on this site, so I am going to save the pleasantries and just dive right in -- I love her sfmuch. OK,...
Your New Screensaver
Easily in the top five of my "Things I Love" list is dirty birdy old ladies. I don't know why I get such giggle-icious glee out of hearing Betty White...
Anna Friel Looks Stunning, Makes Me Sad
I feel badly for Anna Friel -- a.k.a Chuck from "Pushing Daisies." I fear that she will forever be linked with that show, and its recent network neglect. Anna stepped...
Naomi & Clive: Trailer Trashed
In the sliding scale of stars whose presence guarantees I see their films, Naomi Watts and Clive Owen hold their own. Sure, Naomi owes me for "Stay" while Clive should...
Britney Spears Journal Excerpts: Voices Tell Her To Run and Hide
*"Britney writes she has heard voices talking to her for years. She still hears them, and they tell her to run away and hide.""She was out of her head at...
STRANGE LOVE
THE brass at Horace Mann School should avoid Barnes & Noble on Broadway and 82nd Street tonight. That's where former teacher Andrew Trees - who caused a furor by writing...
LIP SERVICE
EVA Longoria Parker put her mouth where the money is at the first annual Lingerie Miami, a charity event that benefits global microfinance organizations, at Vizcaya Garden in Miami. The...
PARTY TO FORGET
MICHAEL Phelps wins no gold medals for party games. At the same South Carolina house party where he was snapped sucking on a bong, the Olympics hero lost a pile...
DEEJAY DICK
DICK Parsons - who was going to retire when he left Time Warner and turned down all the folks begging him to run for mayor - agreed to chair the...
NOT AN OK! PLACE FOR A JOB
RICHARD Desmond is having a hell of a time trying to find someone to run his foundering celebrity weekly, OK! After the British millionaire fired managing director Kent Brownridge and...
A-ROD'S KID A-OK
HAPPY to tell you Cynthia and Alex Rodriguez's baby daughter is back home as of yesterday. Yesterday I reported little Natasha had spent a week in Miami Children's Hospital battling...
OSCAR BUZZ GREAT FUN
'I DON'T know about strangers, but friends - yes!" This is the answer pianist/wit Oscar Levant made to his draft board during World War II when asked if he thought...
NOELLE: ALL'S FORGIVEN
THE hard feelings caused by Matthew Mellon when he dumped his former girlfriend and business partner, Noelle Reno, are over. Reno told Page Six: "Despite everything Matt did to me,...
ENDQUOTE
"MY breasts, my face, liposuction, a tummy tuck, a leg lift. I've had everything you can think of except for my eyes and lips. I wouldn't touch them" - Sharon...
TOO MUCH TIME
LILO Brancato's last starring role before he was arrested in a cop killing has been cut down to size. The former "Sopranos" actor filmed a lead role in the comedy...
UPDIKE RISING
JOHN Updike not only wrote about the sexual peccadillos of the suburbs in his novels - he lived them, too. Pulitzer-winning novelist Roger Warner calls Updike a "sexual adventurer" who...
HEALING HEART
KANYE West's romantic woes appear to be over. The rapper, who devoted his last album to his split from girlfriend Alexis Phifer, surrounded himself with a rotating cast of females...
E. END TYCOON IN DUNE-ICIDE
BILLIONAIRE Ron Baron - just six years after he infuriated East Hampton's gay community by videotaping their seaside sex romps - has made more enemies by allegedly destroying a protected...