Fergie has worn a lot of ridiculous things in the past — crazy metal fingers, banana jumpers, pee-stained pants — but I don’t know that anything hones in on the levels of absurdity this gyno-friendly onesie does! Either Fergie is the world’s best sorority sister, circling her problem areas without the aid of Sharpee, or she simply thinks hips have replaced the nape of the neck as the body part du jour.