Megan FarokhmaneshVerified account

@Megan_Nicolett

Internet culture reporter at The , formerly . Real-life muppet. Slide into my DMs with tips or email [email protected]

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Joined February 2009

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    internet comments: a brief summary

  2. I went to the March for Science in D.C. this weekend

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    Guy sits next to me: Is anyone sitting here Me, bottle in hand: JUST ME SAILOR TAKE A SEAT

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    o no Grant got off the train and now it looks like I've been drinking alone for the last two hours

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    lol I found and he dad'd me onto an earlier train

  6. mood: Penn Station on a Friday as you sit defeated on the filthy floor and oh god is that gum did you just sit on old chewed up spit out g

  7. every time I get a slack ping, there is a 95% chance it is related to Persona, emoji (especially as it pertains to dicks), or Smash Mouth

  8. *getting ID photo taken* "I've practiced a look that says, I'm fun! I'm friendly! But also, sultry" *10-14 business days later* "DAMMIT"

  9. hmm can someone who lives in Japan please buy me these underwear and mail them to me I swear it won't be weird

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    Apr 17

    procrastination level

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    happy monday, the inside of my brain is a looping video of pikachu trying to fit through a door

  12. Apr 17

    I still think about this all the time tbh

  13. so we're all gonna agree to pretend Girls ends on the second-to-last episode, yeah?

  14. everyone: wow that star wars poster is amazing! me: ?????

  15. o no dug up my Polygon application I sent in at age 23 and is now blackmailing me with it

  16. actually I don't think I need to add anything

  17. The Handmaid's Tale (so far) is remarkable, and so is

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    Apr 3
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    Apr 7
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