Daniel Friedman

@DanFriedman81

Author of DON'T EVER GET OLD, nominated for the Edgar, Anthony and Thriller awards. Winner of the Macavity award.

New York
danieljfriedman.blogspot.com
Joined August 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    20 Apr 2014

    The New York Post says DON'T EVER LOOK BACK is a must-read book:

    3 retweets 10 likes
  2. 8 minutes ago

    Marry yourself. Then, fuck yourself.

    1 reply
  3. 47 minutes ago

    Martin Shkreli is basically a modern Jay Gatsby, and all you brutes are Tom Buchanan. He's worth the whole damn lot of you!

  4. 5 hours ago

    ERNEST HEMINGWAY OF TWITTER. CS LEWIS OF TACO BOWLS. HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW OF GRABBING PUSSY. SHAKESPEARE OF PRESIDENTING.

  5. 23 hours ago

    FIRST YOU HAVE A BAD SANTA. THEN YOU HAVE A BAD TEACHER. THEN YOU GET A YOUNG POPE. AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW, DONALD TRUMP IS PRESIDENT.

  6. 24 hours ago

    IS IT REALLY NECESSARY THAT I TWEET IN ALL CAPS ABOUT THE YOUNG POPE? YES. YES IT IS. I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING BELIEVE YOU WOULD ASK THAT.

    1 like
  7. 24 hours ago

    THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE: THOSE WHO ARE READY FOR THE YOUNG POPE AND THOSE WHO AREN'T. I THINK I KNOW WHICH KIND YOU ARE.

  8. 24 hours ago

    NEVER STOP TALKING SHIT

    Sometimes I think, "Oh, maybe stop talking so much shit about straight people. It'll make publishing hard."
    1 like
  9. 24 hours ago

    WHAT DOES THE POPE LIKE? SMOKING! WHAT DOESN'T HE LIKE? CELIBACY! FROM THE NETWORK THAT MADE "COWBOY RAPE DISNEYLAND," IT'S "POPE WHO FUCKS"

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  10. 24 hours ago

    YOU THINK POPES ARE OLD? WELL, NOT THIS ONE, MOTHERFUCKER!

    2 likes
  11. Jan 7

    FROM THE NETWORK THAT BROUGHT YOU "DREAM ON," IT'S "THE YOUNG POPE!" TUNE IN SUNDAYS FOR ALL THE SANCTIFIED SILLINESS AND HOLY HIJINKS!

  12. Jan 7

    AND IT'S UP TO A WACKY CAST OF NUNS AND PRIESTS LED BY ANNIE HALL HERSELF, DIANE KEATON, TO SHOW THIS POPE THE ROPES!

    1 reply
  13. Jan 7

    NOW HE'S TRADING IN A SKATEBOARD FOR A MITER. BUT HE'S KEEPING HIS SHADES, BECAUSE HE'S STILL COOL.

    1 reply 1 like
  14. Jan 7

    HE WAS A DEVIL-MAY-CARE MILLENNIAL WHO PLAYED BY HIS OWN RULES. BUT ALL THAT CHANGED WHEN HE BECAME SPIRITUAL LEADER OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH.

    1 reply
  15. Jan 5

    Maybe the rural people should stop sending tax money to city people, and city people should stop sending tax money to rural people.

    To rural Americans, it seems our taxes mostly go to making city residents live better
  16. Jan 5

    Toyota shares are down four-tenths of a percent. The way you draw a graph can be very deceptive. The CNBC tweet may cause more panic.

    BREAKING: Toyota Motor shares sharply drop after President-elect tweets about the automaker.
    1 reply
  17. Jan 5

    Who decided to write a controversial article about video games during one of the slowest news weeks of the year? Uh, oh shit. Was it me?

  18. Jan 4

    We doing young popin', prestige TV Check 'em out now, young popin', till we win Emmys We doing young popin' up in Vatican City!

  19. Jan 3

    Sad to hear that is closing. Losing this indie bookstore is a huge blow to the Memphis community:

    1 reply 1 like
  20. Jan 2

    If I were the transition team, I'd resolve to have the PEOTUS tweet less. He too often sounds like a scorned Tumblrina, not a president.

    If I were NYT, I'd resolve to have their reporters tweet less. Their reporters too often sound like editorial writers, not journalists.
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